CodeMagenta: in what?
Quarrel Marx: Chess
CodeMagenta: was he bulgarian?
Quarrel Marx: No I think he was Tunisian
Quarrel Marx: Nope
Quarrel Marx: I have no idea what that flag is
CodeMagenta: is it red with the crescent moon?
Quarrel Marx: Half green half white with a red crescent
Quarrel Marx: Algeria
Quarrel Marx: He was Algerian
CodeMagenta: ok
CodeMagenta: still a lesser race
Quarrel Marx: Exactly
CodeMagenta: so is Magicka not compatible with Macs?
CodeMagenta: because there's an achievement called Vanilla Ice
CodeMagenta: for creating a spell using only Ice
Quarrel Marx: Genius
Quarrel Marx: No Magicka doesn't run on mac
Quarrel Marx: But I think I'm gonna build a pc soon
CodeMagenta: like a nerd
Quarrel Marx: Yeah
Quarrel Marx: Exactly like that
CodeMagenta: I spend alot of time on the computer, but I understand nothing
CodeMagenta: it's like marriage in medieval times
Quarrel Marx: That's a depressing sentiment
CodeMagenta: I bought it because I want to use it, but we don't really get along
CodeMagenta: and by bought it I mean Cooper gave it to me
CodeMagenta: now our families are tied together through the bonds of matrimony
CodeMagenta: although if you think about it
CodeMagenta: this is his old computer
CodeMagenta: so it's like he went all Henry VIII (except without beheading) and gave me his old queen once he found a new one
CodeMagenta: which I'm cool with
CodeMagenta: because my children will inherit a claim on England
Quarrel Marx: I wouldn't mention that to England
CodeMagenta: Now is the perfect time to strike
CodeMagenta: Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is old and weak
Quarrel Marx: But she's surrounded by the guys in hats
CodeMagenta: a gust of wind from behind them renders them blind and helpless
CodeMagenta: I can take 'em
CodeMagenta: I'll get Scotland to rebel along with me
Quarrel Marx: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkJf0md1kG8
Quarrel Marx: This is educational
CodeMagenta: his accent is stupid
Quarrel Marx: Well duh
Quarrel Marx: He's Scandanavian
CodeMagenta: it makes him sound like a British person with a minor speech impediment
Quarrel Marx: All their accents suck
CodeMagenta: Finnish are more closely related to Russians and Slavs than Norwegians
CodeMagenta: also
CodeMagenta: you never hear Slavic people complain about slavery
CodeMagenta: and they were the first slaves
Quarrel Marx: Even though they were so enslaved we get the word from them
CodeMagenta: they are named after being slaves
CodeMagenta: exactly
CodeMagenta: the eastern Europeans are the coolest because they're just sortof there
CodeMagenta: the whole Ukraine thing is happening and they're relatively chill about it
Quarrel Marx: They never seem to initiate historical events
Quarrel Marx: Stuff just happens to them
CodeMagenta: Canada freaks out worse when Hockey goes poorly
Quarrel Marx: Usually Russia happens to them
CodeMagenta: or Germany
Quarrel Marx: Yeah
Quarrel Marx: But they just take it like champs
CodeMagenta: well
CodeMagenta: maybe it's because of the whole Polish stereotype
CodeMagenta: or maybe that's why that stereotype exists
CodeMagenta: Everyone thinks they're dumb because they just sit there and get conquered and don't really care
Quarrel Marx: Yeah
CodeMagenta: but enough racism
CodeMagenta: wanna do something?
Quarrel Marx: Sure
CodeMagenta: I've been updating the blog very mediocrely
Quarrel Marx: I don't read our blog
