Bondage Cowboys

11:44 PM - BecauseICan: GUYS I HAVE A JOKE
11:44 PM - Deadpan Delivery: go for it

11:44 PM - BecauseICan: knock knock

11:44 PM - Deadpan Delivery: We're busy

11:44 PM - CodeMagenta: go away

11:44 PM - Deadpan Delivery: come back later

11:44 PM - BecauseICan: I hate you both

11:44 PM - Deadpan Delivery: fine

11:44 PM - Deadpan Delivery: who's there?

11:44 PM - CodeMagenta: we're playing...baseball

11:45 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Well somebody's pitching and somebody's catching

11:45 PM - CodeMagenta: I'm rounding home

11:45 PM - BecauseICan: I just

11:45 PM - CodeMagenta: I have to just slide in there

11:45 PM - CodeMagenta: and it'll all be good

11:45 PM - CodeMagenta: ejaculating earns you a point

11:46 PM - Deadpan Delivery: A run

11:46 PM - Deadpan Delivery: they're called runs

11:46 PM - CodeMagenta: whatever

11:46 PM - Deadpan Delivery: in "baseball"

11:46 PM - BecauseICan: whats a strike *whispers*

11:46 PM - CodeMagenta: they're called points in the sex game

11:46 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Which I always lose at

11:46 PM - Deadpan Delivery: unless reaching orgasm first is winning

11:46 PM - BecauseICan: sex sexsexsexsex

11:46 PM - Deadpan Delivery: then I always win

11:46 PM - BecauseICan: NO

11:46 PM - BecauseICan: Wow

11:46 PM - CodeMagenta: you don't do as well in games when you're blindfolded and tied to a bed

11:46 PM - BecauseICan: Disrespect

11:47 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Yeah

11:47 PM - BecauseICan: tied to a bed you say?

11:47 PM - Deadpan Delivery: I totally fucked up Ultimate Frisbee because of that

11:47 PM - CodeMagenta: that's why I only did football one year

11:48 PM - BecauseICan: wait no back to blindfold, it caught my attention what was that i'm intreeeeeeggggeedddddd

11:48 PM - BecauseICan: how do u spell that

11:48 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Intrigued buddy

11:48 PM - BecauseICan: SHUT UP

11:48 PM - Deadpan Delivery: You're intreeeeegedddd by the blindfold?

11:48 PM - CodeMagenta: bondage intrigues some people

11:48 PM - Deadpan Delivery: I CAN'T SEE WHY!

11:48 PM - Deadpan Delivery: geddit?

11:48 PM - BecauseICan: i'm laughing

11:49 PM - CodeMagenta: you better not be able to see

11:49 PM - CodeMagenta: or I'll have to retie that blindfold

11:49 PM - BecauseICan: wait

11:49 PM - BecauseICan: hahaha

11:49 PM - CodeMagenta: now do you want the whip or the hot branding stick?

11:49 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Always the whip... Indy

11:49 PM - BecauseICan: wait over the line

11:49 PM - CodeMagenta: THE SLAVE NEVER GETS WHAT HE WANTS!

11:50 PM - CodeMagenta: I AM A COWBOOOOOY

11:50 PM - Deadpan Delivery: on a steel horse I RIDE

11:50 PM - BecauseICan: save a horse ride a cowboy?

11:50 PM - CodeMagenta: Giddyup!

The Ways Sean Bean has died.

Sean Bean has died in an amazing 21 movies or shows over the course of 27 years. He would be averaging one death per year, but the economy is sortof shit. Even more amazingly, he manages to die in a different way every time. So without further adieu, here is the list (in no particular order) of all the ways he has died(so far...):

1. Drawn and Quartered (Black Death)
2. Hanged in Chains (Henry VIII TV Serial)
3. Beheaded (Game of Thrones)
4. Shot repeatedly (Red Riding: In the Year of Our Lord 1974)
5. Shot while in a Military Uniform (Outlaw)
6. Shot in the Face through a Book (Equilibrium)
7. Accidentally Shot while Fighting in a Car (Ca$h)
8. Shotgunned in the Face (Essex Boys)
9. Shotgunned in the Face by a Hot Girl...totally different thing (The Hitcher)
10. Just Regular Shot (Airbourne)
11. Drowned (Lorna Doone)
12. Garroted and then Hung (The Island)
13. Buried Alive (Don't Say a Word)
14. Killed in a Duel (Clarissa)
15. Repeated Bayonet Stabs (War Requiem)
16. Repeated Knife Stabs while in Bed (Scarlett)
17. Throat Slit (Caravaggio)
18. Stampeded by Cows (The Field (not surprising))
19. Freak Flaming Mid-Ocean-Boat-Crash Explosion while Impaled on a Spike (Patriot Games)
20. Falling himself and then being crushed by a Giant Flaming Falling Thing (Goldeneye)
21. Shot repeatedly with Arrows(The Fellowship of the Ring(My personal favorite))