Thursday, August 22, 2013

The Ways Sean Bean has died.

Sean Bean has died in an amazing 21 movies or shows over the course of 27 years. He would be averaging one death per year, but the economy is sortof shit. Even more amazingly, he manages to die in a different way every time. So without further adieu, here is the list (in no particular order) of all the ways he has died(so far...):


  1. Drawn and Quartered (Black Death)
  2. Hanged in Chains (Henry VIII TV Serial)
  3. Beheaded (Game of Thrones)
  4. Shot repeatedly (Red Riding: In the Year of Our Lord 1974)
  5. Shot while in a Military Uniform (Outlaw)
  6. Shot in the Face through a Book (Equilibrium)
  7. Accidentally Shot while Fighting in a Car (Ca$h)
  8. Shotgunned in the Face (Essex Boys)
  9. Shotgunned in the Face by a Hot Girl...totally different thing (The Hitcher)
  10. Just Regular Shot (Airbourne)
  11. Drowned (Lorna Doone)
  12. Garroted and then Hung (The Island)
  13. Buried Alive (Don't Say a Word)
  14. Killed in a Duel (Clarissa)
  15. Repeated Bayonet Stabs (War Requiem)
  16. Repeated Knife Stabs while in Bed (Scarlett)
  17. Throat Slit (Caravaggio)
  18. Stampeded by Cows (The Field (not surprising))
  19. Freak Flaming Mid-Ocean-Boat-Crash Explosion while Impaled on a Spike (Patriot Games)
  20. Falling himself and then being crushed by a Giant Flaming Falling Thing (Goldeneye)
  21. Shot repeatedly with Arrows(The Fellowship of the Ring(My personal favorite))

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