USE THE WRENCH

Picking up in the middle of me (Code) advising Deadpan how to play a game I've never even heard of...

6:52 PM - CodeMagenta: THE WRENCH
6:52 PM - CodeMagenta: USE THE WRENCH
6:52 PM - Deadpan Delivery: I USED THE WRENCH
6:52 PM - Deadpan Delivery: WHY WOULD THEY NOT GIVE ME A GUN
6:52 PM - CodeMagenta: WOULD THE GUN FIX EXPLOSION!?!?
6:52 PM - CodeMagenta: NO!
6:52 PM - CodeMagenta: WHY DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO USE A WRENCH?!?!
6:53 PM - Deadpan Delivery: BEFORE I CAN FIX THE EXPLOSION I NEED TO FIX THE MURDER PEOPLE
6:53 PM - Deadpan Delivery: WITH BULLETS
6:53 PM - Deadpan Delivery: FROM A GUN
6:53 PM - CodeMagenta: OR A WRENCH
6:53 PM - CodeMagenta: HIT THEM WITH THE WRENCH?
6:53 PM - CodeMagenta: YES
6:54 PM - CodeMagenta: Can they dodge a wrench?
6:54 PM - Deadpan Delivery: BUT I SWING THE WRENCH LIKE I STILL HAVE LITTLE LEAGUE NIGHTMARES AND MY FATHER IS STANDING OVER ME TELLING ME I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH
6:54 PM - CodeMagenta: throw it at them
6:54 PM - CodeMagenta: if they dodge it
6:54 PM - CodeMagenta: then bullets would be useless anyway
6:54 PM - CodeMagenta: because if movies have taught me anything
6:54 PM - CodeMagenta: it's that wrenches are harder to dodge than balls
6:55 PM - CodeMagenta: and bullets used to be ball shaped
6:55 PM - CodeMagenta: so logically...
6:55 PM - CodeMagenta: if she weighs as much as a duck...
6:55 PM - CodeMagenta: then she's made of wood
6:55 PM - CodeMagenta: and you can USE THE WRENCH
6:55 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Are we not doing Monty Python?