8:03 PM - Deadpan Delivery: What's the past tense of bullshit?
8:09 PM - CodeMagenta: bullSHAAAAATTT
8:09 PM - Deadpan Delivery: That's what I thought
8:18 PM - Your chat with Deadpan Delivery is now a multi-user chat.
8:18 PM - RumbleCock entered chat.
8:18 PM - RumbleCock: ooo
8:19 PM - RumbleCock: haven't done one of these in awhile
8:19 PM - Deadpan Delivery: I'm looking for a chink and a mick
8:19 PM - Deadpan Delivery: have you guys seen any?
8:19 PM - RumbleCock: Yeah I'm looking for a dyke
8:19 PM - RumbleCock: You'll do just fine
8:19 PM - Deadpan Delivery: You wish
8:19 PM - RumbleCock: Do I?
8:20 PM - Deadpan Delivery: That's the only explanation I have for why you start fingering yourself whenever you see me
8:21 PM - RumbleCock: Nah just the sight of you scares me so much I shit myself
8:21 PM - Deadpan Delivery: So your first instinct when you shit yourself (which happens regularly) is to touch it?
8:21 PM - RumbleCock: Nope, I just try my best to throw it at you
8:22 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Like a monkey
8:23 PM - Deadpan Delivery: congratulations, you've reached the equivalent intellectual level of a monkey
8:23 PM - Deadpan Delivery: does it feel good?
8:23 PM - RumbleCock: Can Code start contributing to this conversation...?
8:23 PM - Deadpan Delivery: He's jacking off into a sock
8:23 PM - RumbleCock: please.....
8:23 PM - RumbleCock: ah
8:23 PM - RumbleCock: never mind then
8:23 PM - Deadpan Delivery: and he has a hard time typing one handed
8:24 PM - Deadpan Delivery: he's sensitive about it too
8:24 PM - RumbleCock: He actually told me that yesterday
8:24 PM - RumbleCock: He said he eating chesse or something in the other hand
8:24 PM - RumbleCock: So THAT'S what that means
8:24 PM - Deadpan Delivery: maybe that means he's getting over it
8:24 PM - Deadpan Delivery: good for him
8:24 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Hey
8:25 PM - Deadpan Delivery: you notice how he just randomly needed glasses a few years ago?
8:25 PM - RumbleCock: Well he's always needed them
8:25 PM - RumbleCock: Cuz ya know
8:25 PM - RumbleCock: He's asian
8:26 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Shhhh
8:26 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Think about what else happened a few years ago
8:26 PM - Deadpan Delivery: that would boost his need for glasses
8:26 PM - RumbleCock: Are you referencing masturbating?
8:26 PM - RumbleCock: Because I don't get how that's connected.....
8:26 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Give the monkey a banana
8:27 PM - RumbleCock: oh shit
8:27 PM - RumbleCock: ew
8:27 PM - RumbleCock: ew
8:27 PM - RumbleCock: ew
8:27 PM - RumbleCock: ew
8:27 PM - RumbleCock: ew
8:27 PM - RumbleCock: ew
8:27 PM - RumbleCock: ew
8:27 PM - Deadpan Delivery: People used to tell kids that masturbating would make you blind
8:27 PM - Deadpan Delivery: OH
8:27 PM - RumbleCock: please no
8:27 PM - Deadpan Delivery: DUDE
8:27 PM - Deadpan Delivery: DUDE
8:27 PM - Deadpan Delivery: WHAT THE FUCK
8:27 PM - Deadpan Delivery: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
8:27 PM - RumbleCock: I'm eating chocolate ice cream
8:27 PM - Deadpan Delivery: WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?
8:27 PM - RumbleCock: WHY WOULD YOU LET ME THINK THAT?!?!?!!
8:27 PM - Deadpan Delivery: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN JUMP TO THAT?!?!?!?!?!??
8:27 PM - Deadpan Delivery: I was talking about old wives tales
8:27 PM - Deadpan Delivery: ew
8:27 PM - Deadpan Delivery: ew
8:28 PM - RumbleCock: WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING?
8:28 PM - Deadpan Delivery: what the fuck
8:28 PM - Deadpan Delivery: I EXPECTED YOU TO BE FAMILIAR WITH FOLK TALES
8:28 PM - RumbleCock: CODE
8:28 PM - RumbleCock: WAKE UP
8:28 PM - Deadpan Delivery: FUCKING FORGIVE ME
8:28 PM - RumbleCock: STOP "EATING CHESSE"
8:28 PM - Deadpan Delivery: AND TAKE YOUR HAIRY-ASS PALMS OUT OF YOUR PANTS
8:29 PM - RumbleCock: I'm gonna go cry in a corner now...
8:29 PM - RumbleCock: Eating a pint of ice cream
8:29 PM - RumbleCock: I am now terrified of monkeys
8:29 PM - RumbleCock: Thanks to you
8:29 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Like you do every night pinky
8:30 PM - RumbleCock: I'M NOT PINKY
8:30 PM - Deadpan Delivery: You're sure as hell not the brain
8:30 PM - RumbleCock: I'll be the dick
8:30 PM - RumbleCock: It's like a second brain
8:30 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Except for you, for you it's your first brain
8:30 PM - Deadpan Delivery: and only brain
8:31 PM - RumbleCock: So THAT'S why it's so big...
8:31 PM - RumbleCock: heh
8:31 PM - RumbleCock: I'm funnnn
8:31 PM - Deadpan Delivery: but not funny
8:31 PM - RumbleCock: Yeah
8:31 PM - RumbleCock: just funnnn
8:31 PM - RumbleCock: with four n's
8:31 PM - Deadpan Delivery: and you're fun like one of those bouncy things at the mall is funnnn
8:31 PM - Deadpan Delivery: by which I mean only for little kids
8:32 PM - Deadpan Delivery: and you're cheap
8:32 PM - Deadpan Delivery: ...and made of plastic, I guess
8:33 PM - RumbleCock: What about latex>
8:33 PM - RumbleCock: hint hint
8:33 PM - RumbleCock: nudge nudge
8:33 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Okay
8:33 PM - Deadpan Delivery: sure
8:33 PM - Deadpan Delivery: you're made of latex
8:33 PM - Deadpan Delivery: like a gimp suit
8:33 PM - RumbleCock: I'm like a cashew in a lollipop
8:34 PM - Deadpan Delivery: this is how we know I'm witter than you
8:34 PM - Deadpan Delivery: eventually you have to start quoting bo burnham
8:34 PM - RumbleCock: wittier*
8:34 PM - RumbleCock: you lose
8:34 PM - RumbleCock: I WIN
8:34 PM - RumbleCock: SUCK MY LATEX
8:34 PM - Deadpan Delivery: getting made fun of by the fucking spelling king over here
8:34 PM - Deadpan Delivery: 3rd grade spelling bee champ
8:35 PM - RumbleCock: heh
8:35 PM - RumbleCock: Publius
8:35 PM - Deadpan Delivery: not you won a spelling be in third grade
8:35 PM - Deadpan Delivery: also
8:35 PM - Deadpan Delivery: fuck spelling
8:35 PM - Deadpan Delivery: and grammar
8:35 PM - Deadpan Delivery: and the english language
8:35 PM - Deadpan Delivery: from now on I only communicate by grunting
8:35 PM - RumbleCock: oh no...
8:35 PM - RumbleCock: that doesn't sound like such a good idea, bro
8:36 PM - Deadpan Delivery: hnnnng
8:36 PM - RumbleCock: I bet one of your three testacles just jiggled
8:36 PM - Deadpan Delivery: hmph
8:37 PM - RumbleCock: Please stop
8:37 PM - RumbleCock: You're making it difficult for me to masturbate
8:38 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Yeah
8:38 PM - Deadpan Delivery: your inability to maintain an erection wasn't doing that without me
8:39 PM - RumbleCock: More like inability to not have an erection
8:39 PM - RumbleCock: Seriously
8:39 PM - RumbleCock: It's like
8:39 PM - RumbleCock: All the time
8:39 PM - Deadpan Delivery: That explains why you're so fucking retarded
8:39 PM - Deadpan Delivery: that and your mental disabilites
8:39 PM - Deadpan Delivery: ...obviously
8:39 PM - RumbleCock: Yeah
8:40 PM - RumbleCock: It's cuz there's no blood in my brain
8:40 PM - RumbleCock: It's all down there
8:41 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Thank you
8:41 PM - Deadpan Delivery: for explaining to me the joke I just made
8:41 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Where would I be without you?
8:41 PM - RumbleCock: Well you prolly woulda been hit by a car by now
8:42 PM - Deadpan Delivery: what?
8:42 PM - Deadpan Delivery: oh
8:42 PM - Deadpan Delivery: right
8:42 PM - Deadpan Delivery: yeah
8:42 PM - Deadpan Delivery: there's that
8:42 PM - RumbleCock: So you're welcome
8:42 PM - RumbleCock: Thanks to me
8:42 PM - RumbleCock: You're alive
8:42 PM - Deadpan Delivery: I don't think saving me from death is something I wanna thank you for...in fact I'm kinda pissed at you
8:42 PM - RumbleCock: DAMMIT
8:43 PM - RumbleCock: I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA SAY THAT
8:43 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Hindsight is 20/20
8:43 PM - RumbleCock: heh
8:43 PM - RumbleCock: hindsight
8:44 PM - Deadpan Delivery: you're like a 4th grader
8:44 PM - RumbleCock: I'm gonna convince someone that hindsight means your ability to see someone's ass.
8:44 PM - RumbleCock: Yay! I graduated!
8:44 PM - Deadpan Delivery: I know some people who would believe that
8:44 PM - Deadpan Delivery: or
8:44 PM - RumbleCock: Me too
8:44 PM - Deadpan Delivery: you could convince some smart people it's related to deer hunting
8:45 PM - RumbleCock: So if you go to the Burlington, Vermont page on facebook
8:45 PM - RumbleCock: One of the people that is listed as "Born Here:
8:45 PM - RumbleCock: Is TED MOTHER FUCKING BUNDY
8:45 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Hell yeah
8:46 PM - RumbleCock: That's all we have to proud about
8:46 PM - Deadpan Delivery: that and a porn star
8:46 PM - RumbleCock: A necrophilic, psychopathic, serial killer
8:46 PM - Deadpan Delivery: and Calvin Coolidge
8:48 PM - RumbleCock: ah
8:48 PM - RumbleCock: Who's that...
8:49 PM - Deadpan Delivery: genius
8:49 PM - RumbleCock: Just kidding
8:49 PM - RumbleCock: He was the president
8:49 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Congratulations
8:50 PM - Deadpan Delivery: 10 years in the public school system has taught you to retain some totally useless knowledge
8:50 PM - RumbleCock: yaaaaaay
8:50 PM - RumbleCock: mediocrity!
8:50 PM - Deadpan Delivery: not even
8:50 PM - Deadpan Delivery: you have to work your way up to mediocrity
8:51 PM - RumbleCock: I should go tell my mom I'm fucked then
8:51 PM - Deadpan Delivery: I think she knows, I mean, she has to live with you
8:52 PM - RumbleCock: super yaaaaaay
8:52 PM - Deadpan Delivery: you even wanted to join the army until I talked you out of it.
8:52 PM - Deadpan Delivery: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2M7ckkxQLU
8:54 PM - RumbleCock: That's great
8:54 PM - CodeMagenta: oh my
8:55 PM - CodeMagenta: this has been going on
8:55 PM - CodeMagenta: when you make it a three person chat I don't get updates
8:55 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Awkward
8:55 PM - Deadpan Delivery: go read the whole thing from the beginning so you can catch up to where we are
8:55 PM - Deadpan Delivery: ...actually, wait, no...
8:55 PM - Deadpan Delivery: let me summarize it for you
8:55 PM - Deadpan Delivery: "RumbleCock is retarded"
8:55 PM - Deadpan Delivery: now you're totally caught up
8:55 PM - Deadpan Delivery: and in fact, a little ahead of our friend here
8:57 PM - Deadpan Delivery: And we lost him
8:57 PM - Deadpan Delivery: to the sock
8:57 PM - RumbleCock: Or the cheese
8:57 PM - Deadpan Delivery: or both
8:57 PM - CodeMagenta: I was reading the chat log.
8:57 PM - RumbleCock: I'm so disgusted right now...
8:57 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Congrats
8:57 PM - Deadpan Delivery: you can read
8:57 PM - CodeMagenta: so
8:57 PM - RumbleCock: oh no
8:57 PM - RumbleCock: the monkey
8:57 PM - RumbleCock: ew
8:57 PM - RumbleCock: ew
8:57 PM - RumbleCock: ew
8:57 PM - RumbleCock: ew
8:57 PM - RumbleCock: ew
8:57 PM - CodeMagenta: Sam went full fifth grader in history today
8:57 PM - CodeMagenta: you NEVER go full fifth grader
8:58 PM - Deadpan Delivery: How so?
8:58 PM - RumbleCock: oh boy...
8:58 PM - CodeMagenta: he asked what genocide meant
8:58 PM - Deadpan Delivery: HA!
8:58 PM - CodeMagenta: and when we said something about rubber trees he said "Rubber doesn't grow on trees!"
8:58 PM - RumbleCock: oh boy...
8:58 PM - Deadpan Delivery: oh sam
8:59 PM - Deadpan Delivery: sam is the best, seriously
8:59 PM - CodeMagenta: what else...
9:00 PM - CodeMagenta: oh
9:00 PM - CodeMagenta: he called a black kid his brother and almost got punched
9:00 PM - Deadpan Delivery: wow
9:00 PM - CodeMagenta: not really...well, probably not
9:01 PM - CodeMagenta: punching was unlikely, but they started calling eachother racist
9:01 PM - RumbleCock: oh man
9:01 PM - CodeMagenta: yep...that was fun
9:01 PM - RumbleCock: who was the black kid?
9:01 PM - CodeMagenta: i dunno...some kid in his art class
9:01 PM - CodeMagenta: this is Sam telling me this story
9:02 PM - CodeMagenta: you guys should all come see Canterbury Tales
9:02 PM - RumbleCock: what is that?
9:03 PM - CodeMagenta: the three act
9:03 PM - Deadpan Delivery: His play
9:03 PM - CodeMagenta: that I've been in for two months
9:03 PM - Deadpan Delivery: when is it?
9:03 PM - CodeMagenta: thursday friday and saturday
9:03 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Does it follow my rule about plays?
9:03 PM - RumbleCock: ...who are you trying to bang?
9:04 PM - Deadpan Delivery: That's what I'm wondering
9:04 PM - Deadpan Delivery: OH SHIT
9:04 PM - Deadpan Delivery: HISTORY PAPER DUE IN 3 HOURS
9:04 PM - RumbleCock: yeah...
9:04 PM - CodeMagenta: yep.
9:04 PM - Deadpan Delivery: FUCK FUCK FUCK
9:04 PM - RumbleCock: good job bro
9:04 PM - CodeMagenta: dude, chill
9:05 PM - CodeMagenta: I'm starting at 10:00
9:05 PM - Deadpan Delivery: is yours due tonight?
9:06 PM - RumbleCock: Code have you started your latin paper?
9:06 PM - CodeMagenta: no
9:06 PM - CodeMagenta: I have one due at 12:00 for history
9:06 PM - CodeMagenta: and then imma do latin later
9:06 PM - RumbleCock: fun
9:06 PM - Deadpan Delivery: I have to finish my latin
9:06 PM - Deadpan Delivery: it's at like 80%
9:06 PM - Deadpan Delivery: how long is it supposed to be?
9:07 PM - RumbleCock: idk like 3 pages or something
9:07 PM - Deadpan Delivery: I have 1
9:07 PM - CodeMagenta: 0% done
9:07 PM - Deadpan Delivery: nice
9:07 PM - CodeMagenta: The crappy part is that it has to be in latin
9:07 PM - CodeMagenta: and we know 0 fucking practical latin words
9:08 PM - Deadpan Delivery: does it really?
9:08 PM - RumbleCock: No it doesn't...
9:08 PM - CodeMagenta: yeah it does
9:08 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Are you sure?
9:08 PM - CodeMagenta: does it not?
9:08 PM - Deadpan Delivery: where does it say that?
9:08 PM - CodeMagenta: I thought so
9:08 PM - RumbleCock: Nah that was last year
9:08 PM - CodeMagenta: doesn't it say that on the paper?
9:08 PM - RumbleCock: nope....it just has to be written in first person
9:09 PM - CodeMagenta: this is how I'm studying:
9:09 PM - CodeMagenta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI8UZubOJlo
9:09 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Love Eddie Izzard
9:09 PM - RumbleCock: dammit
9:09 PM - RumbleCock: it hasnt loaded yet
9:09 PM - RumbleCock: there we go
9:10 PM - RumbleCock: <3
9:10 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Yeah
9:13 PM - CodeMagenta: this is how I always study for latin
9:13 PM - CodeMagenta: which is never
9:13 PM - Deadpan Delivery: yeah
9:13 PM - CodeMagenta: but it gets my mindset across
9:13 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Fuck latin
9:13 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Though I am still taking it next year
9:13 PM - RumbleCock: for the credit
9:13 PM - CodeMagenta: I'm taking it for the basis for italian which I want to learn
9:13 PM - CodeMagenta: and for english, since we share common roots and stuff
9:14 PM - CodeMagenta: ...and grammar
9:14 PM - CodeMagenta: ...and history
9:14 PM - CodeMagenta: so I find it more useful...but still a crappy class
9:14 PM - CodeMagenta: and I have no intention of actually learning the language
9:14 PM - RumbleCock: I'm taking it cuz I need the credit
9:15 PM - Deadpan Delivery: It's a crappy class, her spirit is broken...and she is sad
9:15 PM - CodeMagenta: so, did Eddie Izzard get less male lesbian or something?
9:15 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Little bit yeah
9:15 PM - CodeMagenta: because he hasn't worn a dress in a while while performing
9:15 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Yeah
9:16 PM - RumbleCock: Speaking of dresses...how was prom for ya Code?
9:16 PM - CodeMagenta: It was nice
9:16 PM - Deadpan Delivery: good bridge there pinky
9:16 PM - Deadpan Delivery: didja get laid?
9:16 PM - CodeMagenta: I spent most of it with a group of senior girls, they're fun people.
9:17 PM - Deadpan Delivery: that's a no
9:17 PM - CodeMagenta: that is a no
9:17 PM - RumbleCock: that's fine
9:17 PM - RumbleCock: you had fun
9:17 PM - CodeMagenta: I can't see what you type for like, a minute after, because your comment about me getting laid, and pinky’s comments came in after mine but were done sooner
9:17 PM - CodeMagenta: so I'm a little behind
9:17 PM - Deadpan Delivery: uh huh
9:17 PM - Deadpan Delivery: well did ya get laid?
9:18 PM - CodeMagenta: We covered this already. I did not.
9:18 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Good lad
9:18 PM - RumbleCock: aw, does that make me a bad lad?
9:18 PM - Deadpan Delivery: No, you're fine because you don't like yourself as a person
9:18 PM - CodeMagenta: I sincerely hope you didn't bang Daisy
9:18 PM - CodeMagenta: I would just feel bad...in general
9:19 PM - RumbleCock: Haha why?
9:19 PM - CodeMagenta: she's like a baby junior
9:20 PM - CodeMagenta: also I think we need to address his obsession with short girls
9:20 PM - RumbleCock: obsession?
9:20 PM - CodeMagenta: Obsession.
9:20 PM - RumbleCock: I also have a fling with Angie if that counts
9:20 PM - Deadpan Delivery: People who can get the full view of his face refuse to sleep with him
9:20 PM - Deadpan Delivery: it's not an obsession
9:20 PM - CodeMagenta: I don't know how flingy your fling is
9:20 PM - Deadpan Delivery: it's a handicap
9:20 PM - CodeMagenta: it's flung itself out already
9:21 PM - RumbleCock: I think it's just coincidental
9:21 PM - CodeMagenta: And it had the equivalent fling of a string
9:21 PM - RumbleCock: Most of the girls who I like, just happen to be short
9:21 PM - CodeMagenta: ...and Hannibal lecter just happened to eat most of the people he killed
9:21 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Did you not read what I said?
9:21 PM - RumbleCock: Yeah i chose to ignore that
9:21 PM - Deadpan Delivery: scientific fact
9:22 PM - CodeMagenta: no one liked my Hannibal Lecter thing
9:22 PM - Deadpan Delivery: He's just incapable of fucking anyone his height
9:22 PM - CodeMagenta: ….. I thought it was funny …..
9:22 PM - Deadpan Delivery: It was okay
9:22 PM - Deadpan Delivery: not your best work
9:22 PM - CodeMagenta: Still, bro, better than me. I asked her to Winter Ball last year...
9:22 PM - CodeMagenta: she said "I'll think about it" and then we didn't talk for like, 3 months
9:22 PM - RumbleCock: Yeah she likes to say that
9:22 PM - RumbleCock: She said the same thing to me when I asked her our
9:23 PM - RumbleCock: out*
9:23 PM - CodeMagenta: Oooh
9:23 PM - RumbleCock: So now we're just friends with benefits pretty much
9:23 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Except without the benefits
9:23 PM - CodeMagenta: yeah
9:23 PM - Deadpan Delivery: You're friends on welfare checks
9:23 PM - CodeMagenta: And pity conversations
9:24 PM - RumbleCock: Well we've hooked up on several occasions...
9:24 PM - Deadpan Delivery: just because she accidentally brushed against your shorts in the library, does not mean you're friends with benefits
9:24 PM - CodeMagenta: especially if she runs away screaming later
9:24 PM - Deadpan Delivery: you have not hooked up. MAYBE you've kissed her, like...twice
9:24 PM - RumbleCock: No yeah we hooked up. I know it scares you
9:24 PM - Deadpan Delivery: stop abusing ambiguity
9:24 PM - Deadpan Delivery: $20 says you have never had sex with her
9:25 PM - RumbleCock: Yeah thats not what I'm saying
9:25 PM - Deadpan Delivery: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING
9:25 PM - CodeMagenta: yeah...define "hooked up"
9:25 PM - CodeMagenta: that's the root of our problem here
9:25 PM - Deadpan Delivery: STOP ABUSING THE AMBIGUITY INHERENT IN COLLOQUIALISMS
9:25 PM - CodeMagenta: and then look at this picture
9:25 PM - CodeMagenta: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10200604762796016&set=np.129019411.100000133981269&type=1&theater¬if_t=photo_tag
9:25 PM - CodeMagenta: I dub this the best picture of prom 2013
9:25 PM - RumbleCock: yeah i figured out why she called you harry potter
9:25 PM - CodeMagenta: yeah. I’m all like “Excelsior!”
9:25 PM - RumbleCock: I can challenge that
9:26 PM - CodeMagenta: go ahead
9:26 PM - RumbleCock: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=392381704209479&set=a.102890823158570.4061.100003129577736&type=1&theater
9:26 PM - CodeMagenta: ehhh...that's pretty funny
9:26 PM - Deadpan Delivery: that just makes me sad
9:26 PM - CodeMagenta: but funniness isn't the only contributing factor
9:27 PM - CodeMagenta: my picture has hotness also
9:27 PM - CodeMagenta: because I'm HARRY FREAKIN’ POTTER!
9:27 PM - Deadpan Delivery: I'm gonna start calling you chink when you say stupid shit like that
9:27 PM - RumbleCock: isn't it spelled chinc?
9:28 PM - CodeMagenta: you can join the club of people who have called my racial slurs
9:28 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Dust child
9:28 PM - CodeMagenta: with Ramona and a drunk guy in a car
9:28 PM - CodeMagenta: those are the other two members of the group
9:28 PM - Deadpan Delivery: I'm in good company
9:28 PM - CodeMagenta: Ramona and a drunk guy in a car sounds bad on its own...
9:28 PM - RumbleCock: yeah i read that totally wrong
9:29 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Add me and it sounds much worse
9:29 PM - CodeMagenta: It would make it sadder
9:30 PM - RumbleCock: Typically adding him makes anything sadder
9:30 PM - CodeMagenta: when the three of us converse it's just a witty insult free-for-all
9:30 PM - Deadpan Delivery: That's true
9:30 PM - CodeMagenta: or in pinky’s case, a very demotivational abuse session
9:30 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Heh...I don't think you get to declare your own insults witty
9:30 PM - Deadpan Delivery: ...second best Korea
9:31 PM - RumbleCock: FALSE KOREA GTFO
9:31 PM - CodeMagenta: when did I do that?
9:31 PM - Deadpan Delivery: “9:30 PM - CodeMagenta: when the three of us converse it's just a witty insult free-for-all”
9:31 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Said CodeMagenta
9:31 PM - Deadpan Delivery: at 9:30 PM
9:31 PM - CodeMagenta: I'm not saying mine specifically
9:31 PM - CodeMagenta: just that it is witty in general
9:31 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Well we know it's not pinky bringing the wit
9:32 PM - RumbleCock: Thanks y'all
9:32 PM - CodeMagenta: I need to poo
9:32 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Anytime booboo bear
9:32 PM - RumbleCock: O.o
9:32 PM - Deadpan Delivery: I directed booboo bear at you
9:32 PM - Deadpan Delivery: not the guy taking a shit
9:33 PM - RumbleCock: I know...but it's creepy either way
9:33 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Right
9:33 PM - Deadpan Delivery: I have to give a presentation tomorrow and I did all of it today
9:33 PM - Deadpan Delivery: and it sucks balls
9:33 PM - RumbleCock: on what?
9:33 PM - Deadpan Delivery: it doesn't even suck balls it just puts them in its mouth and holds them there
9:33 PM - RumbleCock: It sucks dick at sucking dick, i get it
9:33 PM - Deadpan Delivery: art
9:33 PM - RumbleCock: ah
9:33 PM - Deadpan Delivery: heh
9:33 PM - CodeMagenta: anyway
9:33 PM - CodeMagenta: false alarm
9:34 PM - RumbleCock: uhh
9:34 PM - CodeMagenta: just need to lie down and digest better
9:34 PM - RumbleCock: HOW?!
9:34 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Thanks for the update there buddy
9:34 PM - CodeMagenta: digestion
9:34 PM - CodeMagenta: needs to happen
9:34 PM - RumbleCock: Did your asshole pull the wrong alarm or something?
9:34 PM - CodeMagenta: haven't you ever gotten a cramp with a full stomach?
9:34 PM - CodeMagenta: it feels like poop urge
9:34 PM - Deadpan Delivery: that's a phrase people use
9:34 PM - Deadpan Delivery: "poop urge"
9:35 PM - RumbleCock: I believe Gandhi coined that
9:35 PM - Deadpan Delivery: I thought it was MLK Jr
9:35 PM - CodeMagenta: he stole it from me...and Milk Junior is how I read that
9:35 PM - RumbleCock: "Let's resist our poop urge and make salt"
9:35 PM - CodeMagenta: or in the words of the israelites
9:36 PM - CodeMagenta: "Let's resist our poop urge and smelt metal into a golden cow and worship it"
9:36 PM - Deadpan Delivery: No good sentence starts with "Or in the words of the Israelis"
9:36 PM - RumbleCock: or "Let's resist our poop urge"
9:37 PM - Deadpan Delivery: that too
9:37 PM - CodeMagenta: wait. this
9:37 PM - CodeMagenta: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=4280757357302&set=vb.1837364408&type=2&theater
9:38 PM - Deadpan Delivery: i don't have permission to view that
9:38 PM - Deadpan Delivery: sounds like mom
9:38 PM - CodeMagenta: aww
9:38 PM - CodeMagenta: just
9:38 PM - CodeMagenta: eww
9:38 PM - RumbleCock: wut
9:38 PM - CodeMagenta: watch
9:38 PM - CodeMagenta: it's amaxing
9:38 PM - CodeMagenta: max amazing
9:38 PM - CodeMagenta: amaxing
9:38 PM - RumbleCock: i can't view it either
9:39 PM - Deadpan Delivery: neither of us can see it
9:39 PM - Deadpan Delivery: also I don't wanna see anything you call amaxing
9:39 PM - Deadpan Delivery: I'm dre from back in the day from NWA from black and the grey
9:39 PM - CodeMagenta: It has oranges
9:40 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Yay. Thank god you found a video with oranges
9:41 PM - Deadpan Delivery: I can die a happy man now
9:45 PM - CodeMagenta: So...why are we doing this instead of skype?
9:45 PM - RumbleCock: http://vimeo.com/65927758#
9:45 PM - CodeMagenta: why am I not working on my history paper?
9:45 PM - RumbleCock: we should do that
9:45 PM - CodeMagenta: and do you realize you are now featured in our blog?
9:46 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Is he?
9:46 PM - Deadpan Delivery: we should do skype
9:46 PM - CodeMagenta: this convo is going on
9:46 PM - CodeMagenta: not yet
9:46 PM - Deadpan Delivery: you have to do all the editing
9:46 PM - Deadpan Delivery: because it's a total fuckfest right now
9:46 PM - RumbleCock: wait
9:46 PM - RumbleCock: dont put any of the stuff about Angie or Daisy on...
9:47 PM - Deadpan Delivery: Yeah man
9:47 PM - RumbleCock: i hope that's a given
9:47 PM - Deadpan Delivery: the world is gonna know the truth about your life
9:47 PM - Deadpan Delivery: WHAT A CALAMITY
9:47 PM - Deadpan Delivery: HOW WILL YOU GO ON
9:47 PM - Deadpan Delivery: WADING THROUGH THIS DEEP BOG OF DRAMA THAT IS YOUR VERY EXISTENCE
9:47 PM - Deadpan Delivery: they should give you a show on MTV
9:47 PM - RumbleCock: They really should
9:47 PM - RumbleCock: not
9:48 PM - Deadpan Delivery: I think the FCC frowns on making fun of the disabled
9:48 PM - RumbleCock: MTV sucks ever since Slim Shady left
9:48 PM - Deadpan Delivery: And it's offical
9:48 PM - Deadpan Delivery: THIS JUST IN
9:48 PM - Deadpan Delivery: YOU'RE AN IDIOT
9:48 PM - Deadpan Delivery: DETAILS AT
9:48 PM - Deadpan Delivery: ALL THE FUCKING TIME
9:50 PM - Deadpan Delivery: goddammit
9:50 PM - Deadpan Delivery: I'm surrounded by naive, hopeless idiots
9:50 PM - CodeMagenta: it's the weird testosterone-y competitive challenger part of me that now wants to test that labor pains simulator
9:50 PM - RumbleCock: ME TOO
9:50 PM - RumbleCock: ‘CEPT NOT REALLY
9:50 PM - Deadpan Delivery: And everyone who isn't stupid or naive is too smart to talk to me or dying
9:51 PM - CodeMagenta: and then just be like "Still not as bad getting hit in the balls with a wrench"
9:51 PM - RumbleCock: ow
9:51 PM - RumbleCock: just the thought of that...
9:51 PM - RumbleCock: oww
9:51 PM - CodeMagenta: or in my case, a line-drive softball
9:51 PM - CodeMagenta: split my left gonad in two
9:51 PM - CodeMagenta: it reformed and now I have 3
9:51 PM - CodeMagenta: because young bodies do that
9:52 PM - RumbleCock: Oh mother of god...
9:52 PM - CodeMagenta: that or I have had a tumor in my scrotum since I was like, 6
9:52 PM - RumbleCock: Could be.
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